$1,000 · Looking for a Place to Rent

Hello, I am looking for a place to rent. I just left Victoria due to the drama, and am looking to relax and recover from the garbage that went around there, but I am looking for a place to stay out in Vancouver and stay here for 3-5 months, I promise there will be no drama, no problem, just going to play games, drink beers, fast, and read books, I might get some labour with TLC the odd day to keep the weight off, and I will go for long walks and make friends. I been trying to make a girl friend with an Old Norse lady on Facebook, but Facebook interfered and I am waiting for them to deal with the last complaint, so maybe that is off the table. Anyhow, should be good!